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Old Apr 16, 2006, 01:34 AM // 01:34   #361
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There are only two thinns to worry about in life, whether you are well or sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about. If you are sick there are only two things to worry about, whether you will get better or die. If you get better, thee is nothing to worry about. If you die there are only two things to worry about, whether you go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about. If you go to hell, you will be so busy shaking hands with old friends that you wont have time to worry about anything!

"It's a gun rack. I don't even have a gun, much less multiple guns which would necessitate a whole rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?"
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #362
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agess agess agess
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 01:58 AM // 01:58   #363
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there can be only one-highlander 1,2,3 etc

suicide squad ATTACK!! urgh-the life of brian

RUNAWAY! RUNAWAY!-the rabbit scene from holy grail

i want to return this parrot
why
its dead
no its not its just sleeping-the dead parrot sketch from flying circus

sod it praticaly any line from the works of the monty python guys

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life is like a box of chocolates,blx-from me
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 01:59 AM // 01:59   #364
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"People are like Slinkys, they aren't great for anything, but you can't help but smile when one tumbles down the stairs"
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #365
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Sorry if this has already been quoted.
"What if you miss?"
"I won't."
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 02:04 AM // 02:04   #366
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"Hey guys! I found a way out!"
*bang*
"..."
"Well, that was depressing..."
- Gone with the Blastwave.
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #367
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life is like a box of chocolates,blx-from me
nice quote lol
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 01:43 PM // 13:43   #368
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''Dont ask me im just a fish!''
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 01:56 PM // 13:56   #369
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"whats that got to do with the price of fish"
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 02:03 PM // 14:03   #370
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"fighting with an idiot leads to more fighting with an idiot"
sad because it's true...
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 02:07 PM // 14:07   #371
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''Tonight you sleep with the fishes''
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 05:23 PM // 17:23   #372
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"If you stop and think, you'll see it"
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 05:26 PM // 17:26   #373
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"all Your Base Are Belong To Us!!"
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 05:30 PM // 17:30   #374
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"The Past leaves fingerprints in the present."
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Old Apr 17, 2006, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #375
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only just remembered this 1.

(bounty hunter brings prisoner out with a grenade stuffed in his mouth).
where shall we send your money.
send it to the wife of(forgot his best mates name).
and what about the bonus.
f*** the bonus.
(pulls pin out,boom goes head).-wanted dead or alive.

1 of my fav movies and 1 of the best movie endings.
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Old Apr 17, 2006, 08:07 PM // 20:07   #376
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'Dont move or i'll bite your hand'
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Old Apr 17, 2006, 08:17 PM // 20:17   #377
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''I am gonna give you an overhemd you cant send refuse''
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Old Apr 17, 2006, 08:19 PM // 20:19   #378
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Old Apr 17, 2006, 08:22 PM // 20:22   #379
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''woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot ''
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Old Apr 17, 2006, 08:25 PM // 20:25   #380
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only just remembered this 1.

(bounty hunter brings prisoner out with a grenade stuffed in his mouth).
where shall we send your money.
send it to the wife of(forgot his best mates name).
and what about the bonus.
f*** the bonus.
(pulls pin out,boom goes head).-wanted dead or alive.

1 of my fav movies and 1 of the best movie endings.

Gene Simmons from Kiss is the guy who gets his head blown off.
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